Sheila's Shack o' Shiny

In Sheila's Shack o' Shiny, you can buy items that increase your attack and defense.

Weapons:

Spork = 1 Attack

Butter Knife = 2 Attack

Meat Fork = 3 Attack

Sock full of Marbles = 4 attack

Screwdriver = 5 Attack

Axe Handle = 6 Attack

Prosthetic Leg = You get the idea.

Kitchen Knife

Stick with Nail

Baseball Bat

Sickle

Scythe

Power Drill

Circular Saw

Chainsaw = 15 Attack.

Armour --

Frilly pink panties

Cotton pajamas

Hippy poncho

Canvas overalls

Leather trench coat

Leather Racing Suit

Kevlar-Armoured Biker Gear

Chainmail Vest

Re-enactment Steel Armour 4860 Requisition and 0 Cigarettes Description: Lightweight, but there's better armour out there.

Bulletproof Vest 6000 Requisition and 0 Cigarettes Description: Useful for people who don't get shot in the face very often.

Armoured Combat Suit 7260 Requisition and 0 Cigarettes Description: Kevlar plates and space-age fabric.

Assault Suit 7260 Requisition and 0 Cigarettes ''Description: This should really be standard issue. Ah, economics.''

Encounter Suit 8640 Requisition and 0 Cigarettes Description: Also protects against mobile phones!

Plastanium Armoured Suit 10140 Requisition and 0 Cigarettes Description: A space-age mixture of titanium and plastic resin.

SilkSteel Bodysuit 11760 Requisition and 0 Cigarettes ''Description: A space-age (IE 1950-1970) mixture of silk and steel combined into a thin, flexible and oh-so-snugglable material. You look a bit of a prat, but people will 'accidentally' brush up against you rather frequently.''

Invisisuit 13500 Requisition and 0 Cigarettes Description: You look like the Predator!

Helmets, Gloves, Boots

Tinfoil Hat = 1 Def + - 5 charm + Favour w/ Watcher + 5

Sieve with Bungees = 1 Def

Gloves--

Hello Kitty cotton mittens = 1 Def + 5 Charm + Favour w/ Watcher 5

Boots

Pink Cotton Socks = 1 def + 25,000 stamina points per day.